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Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Three fail-safe life rules

Three rules I abide by in life:

- Never shit on your own doorstep

- Never trust a fart

and (after nearly breaking my toe today)

- Never store a surgical glass dildo in an overhead cupboard....

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