For your delectation and delight, here is the best example of 'fooked' chalet hands I have seen thus far...
The result of weeks of slaving over a hot stove, picking things up out of hot oil, scrubbing toilets with bleach, exposure to hot and cold extremes and general goip.
Note the manky cracks, splits, general swollen-ness and dried out nails.
Fancy a bit of lemon juice on those luv?
There is absolutely no glamour in this job. Mark my words.